6 Inevitable Questions and their answers, when wearing your first pair of Noodle Bagz.

1. Are you really wearing a speedo?

The team at Noodle Bagz enjoy the phrase “Don’t take it all too seriously”. Everyone loves a chap that can have a giggle, even at his own expense. Look good, feel good, play good (see rig above).

2. Do I now need to shave my whole rig?

No way. Lads come in all shapes, sizes and levels of scruff. Wear those hair patches with pride, but if you do feel the need to shave or Nair, make sure you do everything. Nobody wants a house half built.

3. How do I deal with all this extra attention?

Our deep dive Instagram research studies have found that a Noodle Bagz photo could be your most liked ever. Random people will take photos and videos, just have them tag us @noodlebagz. Please and thank you. #BigData

4. How do I get an even leg tan?

The key to a successful Noodle Bagz debut is preparation. Try them on in the back yard, healthy serving of your favorite oil, and flip in 10-15 minute intervals. You know pan fried hashbrowns? Same concept, it is that easy. The high upper thigh color you're looking for is a match with the back of your hand. A couple of prehab sun sessions and you’ll have that nice even look. Just wait till you get your Noodle out for the missus after the first few wears, really gives it a solid contrast frame. #Composition

5. How many pairs are too many pairs?

Rhetorical. Just like your lucky first date T-shirt, lazy Sunday sweats, or the post gym top that hugs your biceps, you’ll be at your best in a pair of Noodle Bagz.

6. Where can I wear my Noodle Bagz?

We recommend any sort of family function. Noodle Bagz have been seen at beaches, bars, bays, pools, parties, parks, weddings and even the moon. Don’t believe us? Click Here and Scroll Down.